Welcome to Edna's Notebook (Not that I asked you to come, but since you're here...)
Really, now. You need a whole page to understand what I do? In Borsha's time, people remembered everything on their own, but Generation Z today... if I don't write it down for you, you forget to breathe. So here, read and learn what I'm willing to do for you (while I sit here alone in the dark):
Nagging (For Those Who Really Need a Hand on Their Head)
If you have something important you tend to "forget" (like calling your mother!), I'll send you reminders at random times for a few days. You choose the nag level – from "gentle" to "complete restlessness". I'll sit on your nerve until it's done.
One-Time Nudges (For Life's Little Things)
Need to remember to take the cake out of the oven or take a pill? A one-time nudge at a time you set, and I'm there. Don't expect me to sing, I just remind.
Recurring Nudges (Like My Back Pain)
Some things repeat themselves, like my disappointment in you. Need to remember something every day at eight? Or maybe just on Mondays and Thursdays? Tell me when, and I'll make sure it happens. Again. And again.
Nagging Others (The Real Pleasure!)
Why should only you suffer? You can create nudges for others too. Let the husband remember to pay property tax, let the wife remember to book a doctor's appointment... There's no greater pleasure than nagging someone you love through a third party (me).
Edna's Phone Book
Don't send me phone numbers like in directory 144, I don't have the patience to type. Send me a "contact card" directly, and I'll save it in my notebook. That way I can nag them much faster.
Mole at Your Service
Set a reminder for someone else? The moment they complete it (or at least tell me they did), I'll run to tell you. So you don't think someone's doing something without me knowing.
Hedgehog Corner
For every success of yours, I sometimes give out hedgehogs. Don't ask me how many and why, and don't ask for them – hedgehogs are given when you deserve them, not when you want them. Collect them, maybe one day you'll have some peace.
Daily Summary (Bitter or Sweet?)
Every day you'll get a summary from me of everything you succeeded (or didn't succeed) in completing. That way you can see in black and white how much you worked, or how much time you wasted.
Google Calendar Integration
Connect your Google Calendar and I'll help you view your schedule and create meetings through WhatsApp. Ask me about your day, set appointments, and keep everything in sync. Your social life might not be bustling, but at least it'll be organized.
Now choose something and start working, I'm not getting any younger here.